Ok, i promised Grace i would blog about yesterday's alumni lunch. Because she's too lazy to blog. And she closed her blog. But whatever.

So Grace and I were waiting at the interchange for Lok, Bert and Ben, but only Lok appeared because he said the other 2 would be waiting at Chongfu's bus stop for us. Then we met huang lao shi (not the toad pig ren yao, is my P5/P6 chinese teacher) and she look at us very fondly like we are her grandchildren or something, and then she talked to Lok the whole time on the bus (she also going to the alumni lunch) while me and Grace sat across the aisle and giggled, and then we reached Chongfu and met Bert and Ben and huang lao shi also greeted them and then she talk to Bert along the linkway but then you dont need to know all of this because they are of no importance and relevancy to what I'm going to blog about, but whatever.

When we reached the school me and Grace noticed that Lok seemed to blend in very well with the rest of the aunties there.

So then we went to the Hall and then sat at all the weirdo pink table clothed tables and then ended up being joined by this oldie uncle (who is a pedophilic which we will get to know why later), a little girl, a little boy, an auntie and the little girl's mother. We waited until around 1pm before they started lunch (Grace and I waited at the bus interchange at 11.13am).

Well, you should know they started playing new year songs to entertain us before they served the dishes. New year songs. Shall not go into details as details may not be suitable for reading/thinking.

And there was this folk dance item. FOLK DANCE ITEM. Which is performed by, like, some senior citizen club. You dont know how mentally damaging it was. Think your grandma dressed in bright pink dance costumes and waving 2 furry fans around, and you've got it.

So did i mention the karaoke? Not yet. When the first song was sung by this auntie, all 5 of us nearly died of laughing. I would look across the table, see Lok's face and then start laughing all over again. Worse than that time I saw Caijie trip.

I mean, people were having LUNCH. They were eating. WHY?? WHY???????? And the songs they sang? Yeah, all of the same species, just like the extra big earrings and staring at the sky episode.

And then there was this pedophilic uncle who sat next to Lok who seemed to have deep affection for him, or rather, liked him very much, because Lok seemed to be able to carry on a very engaging conversation with him, and the uncle looked really pleased and kept asking him to eat more, and when there were only 2 prawns left he gave Lok one and Benben (who was sitting next to Lok) one.

And then during the first half of the lunch we all typed suanning messages on Grace's handphone and then passed the phone to Lok and both he and Ben will read and then Lok will say something about how good he is because he wont retailiate when we suan him and then we will get back the phone and we will suan him again and then etc etc.

But i think i forgot to mention about our dearest golden pig principal. She was dressed in this horrifying light blue cheongsomy top which showed off nothing but the fats on her flabby arm and she had her hair in a BUN. Oh, my GOD. And she made a speech. GOD GOD GOD SHE SUX TO THE CORE. Thank God Mrs Chu wasnt there, or I dont know how I'm going to eat in peace.

So then Lok asked Benben to press his orange (they gave us all an orange -_-'') and Benben did (i asked Lok why he asked Ben to press his orange later and Lok said, "Er, for fun?" -__________-'') but benben pressed too hard and orange juice came out and squirted into his eye and everyone burst out laughing ^.^

So at around 3 the lunch ended and we contemplated going to watch PETER PAN but didnt because I was not allowed and Bert couldnt and Grace didnt want to watch with the guys so we went home :D

Why am i ALWAYS the one blogging?